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20.12.01 -- Borderfanatic

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The latest thing on the market ................ Just in time for Christmas!

Obedience Barbie:
Barbie comes with a training bag full of gear, a set of utility
articles, a full set of regulation obedience jumps, her own lawn chair, cooler, a
subscription to Front and Finish, and her very own obedience Golden
Retriever "OTCh Sparklepond's Shorestepper's Heelalong Fool" better
known as "Two-hundred". Accessories such as HIT ribbons and high scoring
club plaques can be purchased separately.

Agility Barbie:
Unlike most slim, attractive versions of Barbie, this Barbie is quite
muscular from hauling very heavy A-Frames, teeter-totters, tunnels,
and dog walks. She can carry an A-frame panel with one arm and set up all of
the contact obstacles single-handedly. Barbie comes complete with a full
set of agility equipment, lawn chair, cooler, stopwatch, battery operated
fans, an open-sided tent for shade, sunscreen, bug-spray, rain suit, waterproof
boots, 57 different agility rule books for all occasions, and her very
own courier (Ken) who can hand deliver agility entries to the most popular
trials and stand in line for Barbie. Ken also helps set up the
equipment. Barbie also comes with her own agility dog, Border Collie "ADCH, MACH,
S-NATCH Runaround's Speed Demon etc, etc, etc, ", or "Contact".
Trailer for hauling agility equipment sold separately.

Tracking Judge Barbie:
Barbie comes with a polartec snowsuit, Gore-Tex raingear and boots,
wool socks, leather tracking gloves, silk long underwear, sunscreen, bug
spray, a baseball cap, a waterproof clipboard, mylar paper and space pens in
three colors. She also comes with whistles in two different colors to match
the snowsuit and rain gear, a complete set of tracking flags, a compass,
and a set of 12 different tracking articles. Unlike most Barbies, this
Barbie always has a "bad hair day" so it's best to leave a hood or the
baseball cap over her hair at all times. Included in the deluxe version is
Barbie's tracking dog "Pokealong's Can't Find Squat TD", or "Sniffer", a
Siberian Husky who comes with his own harness and rope as well as a lifetime
supply of hot dogs. Sniffer has been known to eat start articles with one
gulp and turn the start flag into a large toy at TDX tests, grabbing it in
his mouth and running in large circles around the field (especially when
there is a large audience watching). This version also comes with a case of
Valium for Tracking Judge Barbie for this very reason.

Earthdog Barbie:
Barbie comes with her very own monogrammed shovel, a custom-built
liner for training, and a cage with three live rats. Also included are several
pair of jeans, flannel shirts, T-shirts, rain gear, sunscreen, bug spray,
and waterproof boots. Barbie comes with several small terriers (you choose
the breed) and two first aid kits (one for the dogs when they get in
fights, and one for Barbie when she gets her hand in the way) as well as a.38
revolver for emergencies (don't ask). This version of Barbie can be removed
]from the box but some collectors prefer to leave the terriers in the original
box.

Herding Barbie:
This very popular Barbie comes with her very own authentic drover
coat, Stetson cowboy hat, several pair of cowboy boots, waterproof boots for
very inclement weather, silk long johns, wool socks, and a monogrammed
staff. Much like Tracking Judge Barbie, this version of Barbie has perpetual
"bad hair", so be prepared to leave the cowboy hat on at all times. Also
included is her very own monogrammed stretcher so that she can be
carried out of the arena when the sheep run over her. Barbie comes with her own
Sheltie, "Round 'em Up's Chaser HI", or "Yapper". "Yapper" comes with her own
gold-plated chain so that she can be hooked up to the barbed wire fence with all
the Cattle Dogs and Border Collies (barbed wire fence not included).
Barbie also comes with several sheep, cows, and ducks, making her one of the
more expensive Barbies.

Field Trial Barbie
This Barbie is by far the most expensive. This Barbie will come
equipped with two complete changes of flannel lined jeans, Polar Fleece vests,
muck boots, hiking boots, Carhart bibs and coats, rip-stop chaps, oiled
dusters, Outback hats, blaze orange vests and hats, leather work gloves,
6 different training whistles with distinct sounds, starter pistols,
shotguns, bird bags, and a stock of quail and homing pigeons. She also has 4 complete
changes of long underwear and wool socks and a baseball cap to hide
her perpetually bad hair. She will also come equipped with a .44 magnum
for emergencies. Field Trial Barbie will also come with several dogs at
various training levels so that she might always have something to
enter. Each dog will have a ground stake, food and water dishes, electronic
training collar, and reversible orange and yellow reflective collar.
Options available for Field Trial Barbie are the pair of Tennessee
Walking Horses tacked out in Trooper Saddles, Calvary headstalls, 20' tie out
stakes made out of truck axles, 30' roading line, and old orange juice
bottles to carry dog water. Other options will include the three horse slant load
trailer with tack room, a quad cab dual axle pick up truck, and an
oversized motor home. Other options available for an extra charge will
be the deluxe custom Built crates for the dogs and the understanding husband.
Also available are the pigeon coop and recall pen. Options you will be
purchasing weekly will be quail, shotgun shells, 50# bags of horse
grain, hay, and 40# bags of dog food. Field Trial Barbie is extremely
independent, and travels extensively all year chasing Field Trials and
good hunting grounds.

And last, but not least, the most popular one of all is the
Dog Club President Barbie:
Comes with TWO cases of Miss Clairol hair color (to color her own gray
hair), a monogrammed strait jacket, a leather-bound copy of "Robert's
Rules of Order", and a gold-plated gavel. The gavel unscrews at the end
and is secretly a .357 magnum which can be used to keep unruly club members
under control or just get rid of them all together!

Four wheel drive Sport Utility Vehicles and Mini Vans complete with
dog crates are sold separately for all versions of Barbie.

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