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..in englisch kann ich auch mit ein paar Spruechen dienen, fuer alle, die's interessiert ((-;
SNIPS AND QUIPS
some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant.
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In dog years - I'm dead. (unknown)
To his dog, every man is Napoleon - hence the popularity of the dog. (Aldous Huxley)
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. (Josh Billings)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between man and dog. (Mark Twain)
WHAT IS A DOG?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food being opened half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want ton play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They are tiny men in little fur coats.
Quoted from Ann Landers
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