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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she
would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic
session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a battery operated
pleasure device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She goes completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to
me
all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain
the toy...if you explain the kids
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